SHIT DEVON DID.

Devon made Morgana turn evil.

Also she put the goblin in the library knowing Merlin would find it.

And she created the Arwen ship.

Devon paid for Rebecca Black’s Friday music video.

And look at the destructive toll it’s taken on the global society.

Devon started the fire.

And since then it’s always burning since the world’s been turning.

Devon created the inaccurate poster of Flynn Rider.

Really, Devon. His nose isn’t that hard.

Demons run when Devon goes to war.

Night will fall and drown the sun when Devon goes to war.

LOL you really thought Amy brought the Silence?
Bitch, Devon IS the Sil—

…what was I saying?

Devon shot the sheriff.

AND she shot the deputy.

DEVON LET THE DOGS OUT, BROUGHT SEXY BACK, BLEW UP HIROSHIMA, CAUSED THE THIRTY YEARS WAR, MARRIED HITLER, MADE CAITLIN BUSCH FAT, SHOT THE DOCTOR, CREATED THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM AND KILLED CRISTO.

THAT BITCH.

Oh! Don’t forget the world wars and the shooting of Bob Marley. And the riots in Egypt.

Not to mention everything bad that happened in the Old Testament.